He couldn't wait to get into the village,
He was dressed so authentic-a-lly.
He couldn't wait to get into the village,
He wanted all of the Vikings to see.
(two-three-four - tell the Vikings what he wore!)

It was a Celtic-knotwork-pattered, runic, velvet silk embroidered tunic,
That he wore for the first time today.
It was a Celtic-knotwork-pattered, runic, velvet silk embroidered tunic,
So on the campsite he's going to stay.

He couldn't wait to get into the battle,
'Cause his brand new equipment he wore.
He couldn't wait to get into the battle,
He was really authentic for sure.
(two-three-four - tell the Vikings what he wore!)

It was an Anglo-Saxon-Realm-of-Elmet Benty-Grange-boar-crested-helmet,
That he wore for the first time today.
It was an Anglo-Saxon-Realm-of-Elmet Benty-Grange-boar-crested-helmet,
So in the village he's going to stay.

Now he can't wait to get into the gear check,
And I wonder what they're going to do.
Now he can't wait to get into the gear check,
and the poor officer's turning blue.
(two-three-four - tell the Vikings what he wore!)

It was a jewelled-pommelled chivalric-lord's seven-foot two-handed-great sword,
That he wore for the first time today.
It was a jewelled-pommelled chivalric-lord's seven-foot two-handed-great sword,
So in the beer tent he's going to stay.