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Libretto by William S. Gilbert Music by Arthur Sullivan
from: The Mikado

HERE'S A HOW-DE-DO

Libretto by William S. Gilbert
Music by Sir Arthur Sullivan
Sung by Yum-Yum, Nanki-Poo, and Ko-Ko

Yum-Yum:
Here's a how-de-do!
If I marry you,
When your time has come to perish,
Then the maiden whom you cherish
Must be slaughter'd too!
Here's a how-de-do!
Here's a how-de-do!

Nanki-Poo:
Here's a pretty mess!
In a month, or less,
I must die without a wedding!
Let the bitter tears I'm shedding
Witness my distress,
Here's a pretty mess!
Here's a pretty mess!

Ko-Ko:
Here's a state of things
To her life she clings!
Matrimonial devotion
Doesn't seem to suit her notion--
Burial it brings!
Here's a state of things!
Here's a state of things!

all:
With a passion that's intense
I worship and adore,
But the laws of common sense
We oughtn't to ignore.
If what he says is true,
'Tis death to marry you!
Here's a pretty state of things!
Here's a pretty how-de-do!
Here's a pretty state of things!
A pretty state of things!

Yum-Yum:
Here's a how-de-do!

Nanki-Poo:
Here's a how-de-do!

Ko-Ko:
Here's a how-de-do!

all:
For if what he says is true,
I cannot, cannot marry you!
Here's a pretty, pretty state of things!

all:(spoken)
Here's a pretty how-do-do!