I'm a Viking and I'm OK!, I rape and pillage for my Pay!

I chop down trees, I build long ships, I sail across the sea.
I don't believe in Shopping, so I practice robbery.

I'm a viking etc

We chop down doors, we loot the church, we burn the village down
We put on funny helmets, to party in your town.

We like the french, they have nice things, we like to rob them blind.
Their women are so willing, to help a man unwind.

We don't like the Saxons, they always bitch and moan.
They got this guy named Alfred, be pays us to stay home.

When I get home I kiss the wife, and give my dog a bone.
(Thoughtfully pause) Or have I got that backwards.