Well we have slimy boots, and we have slimy socks
We got a slimy cup inside our slimy jocks
And in our heads we must have slimy rocks (bu bu bu bu bum)
This ain't Vacation this is war.

Well we got armour plating on our heads
The merchant called it steel but i'm sure that its lead
And in half an hour we're gonna be dead (bu bu bu bu bum)
This ain't Vacation this is war.

But we got songs for singing and helms for ringing
Tales for telling and tents for dwelling
Swords for killing and ladies for thrilling
And Aint that what its for (ba da da )

Well we have slimy boots, and we have slimy socks
We got a slimy cup inside our slimy jocks
And in our head we must have slimy rocks (bu bu bu bu bum)
This ain't Vacation this is war.