I took my cauldron down to London Town,
They got bubonic plague that's going round
I looked up the king and I made a magic sign,
Said what you need is, Plague Potion # 9

I told him that I was a pagan dude,
With Pagan Power that he sure could use
Said, that without my help he'd surely die,
Told him he needed, Plague Potion # 9

Well he called on his bishops and they locked me away
Said they gonna burn me up the very next day!
But the king started coughin' he was willin to pay
I took my cauldron, brewed some herbs
      He was OK!

They tried to make me be a priest or knight,
Baptize my body, in some christian right!
I left for the woods, I'm not going back again,
I'll only give the countryside Plague Potion # 10