Silent labs, difficult labs,
All with math, all with graphs.
Observation of colors and smells,
Calculations and graph curves like bells:
Mem’ries of tests that have passed;
How long will chemistry last?

Silent labs, difficult labs,
All with math, all with graphs.
Lots of equations that need balancing;
Gas pressure problems that make my head ring.
Santa Chlorine’s on his way.
Santa, please bring me an "A."