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The White Stuff
by "Weird Al" Yankovic, Off the Deep End
(parody of "You Got It (The Right Stuff)" by New Kids On The Block)

The white stuff. The white stuff.

The first one was a sweet one, the second one was a blast.
Soon I finished off the bag, ate 'em up real fast.
You can see 'em in my teeth, tell it when I talk.
Had so many my pancreas just went into shock.

I love the white stuff, baby, in the middle of an Oreo.
I love the white stuff, baby, it's the most delicious thing I know.

I've had a-zillion or two in my life, they're so right.
My teeth are all rotted clear through, but who cares?
What else am I supposed to do?

O - o - o - o-o. O - Oreo. O - o - o - o-o. The white stuff.
O - o - o - o-o. O - Oreo. What's in the middle? The white stuff.

The first time that I tried it, got a big sugar-buzz.
Nothin' gets me high as that sandwich-cookie does.
But I love the filling most. I rub it on my roast.
Mix it with my coffee and spread it on my toast.

I love the white stuff, baby, in the middle of an Oreo.
I love the white stuff, baby, take some with me ev'rywhere I go.

Might get a pimple or two, but so what? it's alright.
Now, Twinkies and Ding-Dongs won't do.
All I need ... you know what it is.

O - o - o - o-o. O - Oreo. O - o - o - o-o. The white stuff.
O - o - o - o-o. O - Oreo. O - o - o - o-o. The white stuff.
O - o - o - o-o. O - Oreo. What's in the middle? The white stuff.